Meme stolen shamelessly

I stole this from tysgirl, yep I am a big thief.

1. My uncle once caught me: throwing a rock through a window. I still believe that it wasn't me though.

2. Never in my life have I been: talked into doing drugs

3. When I was five: I was shy and afraid everyone would find out how stupid I was.

4. High school was: A very long time ago

5. I will never forget: The love my Dad had for me.

6. Once I met: Cuba Gooding Jr. He said I was cute, I will always love him for that.

7. There’s this boy I know: That is napping peacefully in his pack and play

8. Once, at a bar: I gave a guy the name and phone number of a girl I was mad at saying I was her so he would call her house and bug her all the time.

9. By noon: I am ready for a nap and so is the boy.

10. Last night I: rocked the boy and sang to him as he screamed in pain from the molars that are ripping through his gums.

11. If only I had: a big yard that the boy could play in.

12. Next time I go to church: someone is probably getting married.

13. What worries me most is: that I am not making good choices for E.

14. When I turn my head left: I see the kitchen

15. When I turn my head right: I see Elijah now awake and sitting on the couch.

16. You know I’m lying when: I say that I love how everyone else in the free world drives.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties: the carefreeness of being a kid.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare: I would be insane.

19. By this time next year: I will probably be pregnant again.

20. A better name for me would be: bitch

21. I have a hard time: answering this question

22. If I ever go back to school: I would have to really want it.

23. You know I like you if: I tease you shamelessly

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank: all the little people who made this award possible.

25. Take my advice: Live with joy.