Friday, August 18, 2006

Traveling

Today at Chocolate Cars we will talk about some of the rules of traveling. First if you have a weak bladder and will have to get up multiple times during a 4 hour flight don't book the window seat. The girl trying to sleep on the aisle is getting ticked off that everytime she falls asleep you need out to pee. Second when you body check someone on the way to the bathroom apologize to them, it is only polite. Third if your kid is a screamer during the whole flight perhaps you should consider sedating them so everyone else in the plane doesn't have to listen to them scream. Fourth if the news and all the postings all around the airport say no liquid, don't argue with the screener for telling you that you must throw out your coffee.

At the hotel if you work for the cleaning crew and your hotel doesn't supply do not disturb signs, for the love of all that is good and holy don't knock on the door at 8:30 am. To some travelers it could be several hours earlier. Also if you do knock at the door to ask if you can clean and they tell you they are leaving in 3 minutes do not wait another 4 hours to clean the room. The guest may be coming back for a nap and be put out by your being in their room. Also please don't booby trap the closet doors so that when they are opened they come flying off maiming the guest as they try to iron their clothes.

3 comments:

Michele_3 said...

Funny!
I always hate to come back to a messy room-especially if we have been gone all day & it's late now..
Hope you have a great weekend!

Disneysue said...

A wise-ass once said "I hate stupid people" I once had a friend who spoke spanish go ask the housekeeping staff for extra towels and she accidentally told them "Pardon me, for I am a towel"

Fairy said...

i'm terrible about my bladder,especially when travelling,even worse..thats why i always aask the coridor set now,closest to the loo..its so annoying sometimes...xx